I saw my Ex on the bus
- Ex: so your wanna drive around in my new car and chill for my birthday?
- Me: if you have a car why are you on the bus?
- [ silence ]
- Ex: I don't have a car.
- [ he then proceeded to move to the back of the bus ]
She thought I called her a pancake
- Me: Mom can you make me a smoothie?
- Mom: No, you can make it yourself. I'm busy.
- Me: Pansycake.
- Mom: WHAT
- Me: what